THE JANK FILES

Hello. My name is Karmen and I'm 30 31. The Jank Files will chronicle my adventures with Invisalign - the clear adult braces that will make me sound lispy for approximately 1.5 years 6 months (!). Join me in rectifying my jank. UPDATE: I'm also getting metal braces so I can look like a fool for 3-4 months. No wait, make that 6. AAAH HA HA HA!

I’m alive and my teeth are still janking along. I won’t be done til February? So they say. By now it’s all lies to me. I don’t even care anymore, I’m beyond annoyed at this point and I want to rip these shitbags out of my mouth. Oh, the lady who put my wires back in yesterday did not even secure the ends. I didn’t go to dental school but I’m preeeetty sure that isn’t right. She didn’t put the elastics back in on the top row at all, she just snapped the wire into the brackets and now the ends are loose and flying around. That is awesome. I now have to wait 2 more weeks before that can get fixed but what’s ANOTHER 2 WEEKS TO THIS MESS???

Loving life & hating people,

Karmen

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