THE JANK FILES

Hello. My name is Karmen and I'm 30 31. The Jank Files will chronicle my adventures with Invisalign - the clear adult braces that will make me sound lispy for approximately 1.5 years 6 months (!). Join me in rectifying my jank. UPDATE: I'm also getting metal braces so I can look like a fool for 3-4 months. No wait, make that 6. AAAH HA HA HA!

home  archive  rss  ask  with a K

Hi, I just had lunch an hour ago and I haven’t brushed my teeth yet (I brushed them this morning, calm down). Just now a tiny piece of food fell out of a bracket so naturally, I decided to eat it. CURIOUSLY, this did not taste like anything I ate for lunch or breakfast. And the texture was kind of like a cooked carrot which was definitely not consumed today (or any other veggie for that matter, LOLZ!). I wish I had taken this food bit out to look at it before eating it but who does that? That would be considered “weird” even in the privacy of my own menstrual hut.

I feel very crazy today. Enjoy it like I enjoyed this mystery food bit. No really, it was rather tasty.

Posted || home
Comments
blog comments powered by Disqus
← previous post
next post →

THE JANK FILES using If This, Then Theme.